Why Is It??

Just some things I've been pondering recently....(well, over the last 12 hours.......)

Why is it that splinters hurt so much more coming out than going in?

Why do lightbulbs die at night?

Why can weeds creep through weed barrier and two inches of gravel, but intentional plants not survive in perfect soil, light, and watering conditions?

Why does the ONLY pair of hot pink underwear creep mysteriously into the load of whites?

Why do I even HAVE a pair of hot pink underwear?

Why does wallpaper decide to top sticking? All at once?


Ah...I guess the answer to all of the above is "It's Monday".......