Emergency Alert

I have just discovered that hairbrush number 2 has disappeared from my bathroom, along with tres expensive flat iron and accompanying protective spray. Girl spent the night with a friend. I am issuing world-wide authorization to shoot-to-wound with tranquilizer darts for my hairbrush-stealing daughter. Anyone retrieving said bounty will be issued a reward.

I'd go looking for MY STUFF, but I can't leave the house with my hair looking like this.......