Monday, September 26, 2011

My Last Will and Testament

If I die tonight playing PowderPuff Football........

I leave everything to Alix, AJ and Jan-Olav. Y'all sort it out. But Jan-Olav gets the Titanic books. And the killer rabbit. And my geek duckie. Take the damn recipe files and publish them---FINALLY.

Throw my ashes off the back of Crystal Serenity a la Eleanor. Preferably somewhere wonderful. Wait a minute...everywhere is wonderful on Crystal Cruises....

Remember that I died in the process of making people laugh. And they were happy.

Which is all I ever wanted.

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